THE TWELVE DEBTS OF CHRISTMAS
Hum along as you read this blog aloud….
For the first debt of Christmas my true love gave to me,
1 consolidation loan
For the second debt of Christmas my true love gave to me
1 consolidation loan and 2 old utility bills,
For the third debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, and 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one
For the fourth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges,
For the fifth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, and 5 secured credit cards
For the sixth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards and 6 AmExes
For the seventh debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes and 7 pieces of furniture – on layaway
For the eight debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes, 7 pieces of furniture – on layaway, and 8 Master Card bills
For the ninth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes, 7 pieces of furniture – on layaway, 8 Master Card bills, and 9 VISA card statements
For the tenth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes, 7 pieces of furniture -on layaway, 8 Master Card bills, 9 VISA card statements and 10 lines of credit
For the eleventh debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes charges, 7 pieces of furniture – on layaway, 8 Master Card bills, 9 VISA card statements, 10 lines of credit, and 11 cash store advances
For the twelfth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes, 7 pieces of furniture -on layaway, 8 Master Card bills, 9 VISA card statements, 10 lines of credit, 11 cash store advances and 12 credit card increases