THE TWELVE DEBTS OF CHRISTMAS

September 5, 2017

Hum along as you read this blog aloud….

For the first debt of Christmas my true love gave to me,

1 consolidation loan

For the second debt of Christmas my true love gave to me

1 consolidation loan and 2 old utility bills,

For the third debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:

1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, and 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one

For the fourth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:

1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges,

For the fifth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:

1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, and 5 secured credit cards

For the sixth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:

1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards and 6 AmExes

For the seventh debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:

1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes and 7 pieces of furniture – on layaway

For the eight debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:

1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes, 7 pieces of furniture – on layaway, and 8 Master Card bills

For the ninth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:

1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes, 7 pieces of furniture – on layaway, 8 Master Card bills, and 9 VISA card statements

For the tenth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:

1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes, 7 pieces of furniture -on layaway, 8 Master Card bills, 9 VISA card statements and 10 lines of credit

For the eleventh debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:

1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes charges, 7 pieces of furniture – on layaway, 8 Master Card bills, 9 VISA card statements, 10 lines of credit, and 11 cash store advances

For the twelfth debt of Christmas my true love gave to me:

1 consolidation loan, 2 old utility bills, 3 rusty old car loans – rolled into one, 4 Credit Card charges, 5 secured credit cards, 6 AmExes, 7 pieces of furniture -on layaway, 8 Master Card bills, 9 VISA card statements, 10 lines of credit, 11 cash store advances and 12 credit card increases